Yeehaw on the outside, existential crisis on the inside. This tee captures the full spectrum of your emotional rodeo. Featuring a cowboy frog that’s out here lassoing vibes while secretly spiraling, it’s the perfect shirt for anyone who laughs through the chaos (with a twang).
Made from 100% "I’m-fine-thanks-for-asking" cotton, this unisex tee is soft enough for your daily yeehaws and strong enough to survive your 3 AM identity crises.
Slogan on tee: "Outside I Be Hootin' — Inside I Be Hollerin’" Relatable? You bet your boots it is.
Perfect for:
Mentally unhinged cowboys
Frogs with feelings
Anyone living that “smile outside, scream inside” lifestyle
