Romance isn’t roses — it’s roosters and revolutionary energy. This shirt is for the woman whose love language is livestock and who has her tinfoil hat and her nesting boxes in perfect order. Featuring a beautifully defiant hen and a message that says “I’m off-grid in spirit, if not in zoning laws,” this tee is equal parts sassy, savage, and suspicious of federal overreach.
Soft as a baby chick but tough enough to wear while chasing one, it’s the perfect uniform for chicken moms, freedom seekers, and anyone whose dream date involves a farm auction and a shared distrust of alphabet agencies.
Details:
Comfy, unisex fit
Black ink on classic white tee
Washes well, even after dusting off the deep state or a broody hen
